the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
North Korea, Best Korea!
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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