Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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