No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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