Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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