Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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