Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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