**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
its not stalking. its research.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
my liver is dry heaving
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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