Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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