hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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