I just saw a hot homeless man
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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