I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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