Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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