Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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