he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
