i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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