How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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