On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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