Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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