I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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