I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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