My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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