Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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