dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
