if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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