I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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