Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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