If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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