i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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