Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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