i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
He felt like a one man threesome
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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