youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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