is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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