Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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