I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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