Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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