all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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