Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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