Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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