ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Small penises have feelings too.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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