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(651): View more from Minnesota

I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??

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(810): View more from Michigan

i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants

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(847): View more from Illinois

This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.

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(647): View more from Ontario

She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.

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(214): View more from Texas

If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.

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(971): View more from Oregon

Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.

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(214): View more from Texas

Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.

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