ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
