It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
So squirting runs in the family.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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