why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Quick, to the slutcave!
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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