I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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