Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I had to cum in my sink.
Randomize
