The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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