Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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