so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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