Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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