how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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