so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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