he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
