i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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