Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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