his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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