OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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