what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
